jesuschristvevo: brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
theliesofeden: The Boston Marathon was bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant. MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer. What. The fuck. Is going. On.
whiskyandoldspice: when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
did-someone-say-darren: accioblaine: TIP: When you see that John Green or the staff supposedly commented on a text post, click their name. If it brings you to the post, they actually did, if it just brings you to their blog, it was manipulated. WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE A MILLION NOTES THIS IS A BREAKTHROUGH
Cute couples on tumblr
sodamnrelatable: Them: Me:
tino-oxenstierna: I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU...
Tumblr: the only place where the phrase "YOU TWO IDIOTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE" is a display of affection
OUAT fandom: the only place on tumblr where the phrase "YOU TWO IDIOTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE" is the exact opposite of a display of affection
fffcuk: what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally and affects your ability to have stable relationships with other human beings
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
lordoftheinternet: you know what’s adorable? cat feet look at them aww little toes kitties
lordsteeb: lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps
broadway-aradia: floating-babies-in-the-dark: The only thing I hate about reading is I get so attached to the characters. And after I finish the book, that’s it. I will never learn anymore about them or their life or what they ate for breakfast. No matter how many times I reread the book, I will always only know the same amount. And it saddens me. Finishing a book means losing people close to...
The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are...
thereal-jin-screw: breakingtablesinnandos: maryyulz: We already lived in two different millenniums We already lived in two different ages We already lived in 3 different decades We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 And we passed through: 12/12/12 We watched the “End of the World” And all that before...